Do the wardrobe once. Leave for 2-3 weeks, do again. Leave 1 month, split with your Guy, plan to lose 7lbs in trauma, and admit that Lilac was a bad buy. ( and mauve and purple and everything out of the lavender family). Then have 2 glasses and 2 mates round and cull again. By now you should own 3 pairs of shoes 3 dresses 4 trousers and a few shirts. More to the point, GONE must include the following;
- Every pair of pop socks you have had since you were 15.yep every pair.
- Nothing with glitter stripes and pleats to stay- go as a Nun to fancy dress instead.
- All shoes with holes in even if they are emotional shoes that have a past. Yep, every pair.
- All clothes which look better on someone else.
- All clothes that you intended to wear for a wedding( and didn't) Bar mitzvah ( and didn't) pals 30th (and she is now 42)
- every single bra that has lost its matching pants, on a day when the world turned red.
- If you really must keep favourites , put them away in a trunk as if they were photos( they are not to be worn)
- All bad smelling fragrance that's been lurking since 1983 ...yes, you know its there...
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