The one thing I have always admired about TMH, is his unparalleled complete and utter disdain for absolutely anything that falls short of completely fabulous. He cant do half mast and has a personal physical meltdown over just about anything he deems naff or compromised-the flip side of this is that he adores the ridiculously high end of every sector ( think dogs coats hand stitched in Mink; Useless hand sequined bookmarks that rip the pages; shirts made from feathers et al) ...well all this brings me to thinking that it would be worth a nations "gasp", to see him win a TV competition to have his entire home decorated and furnished as a prize... and then see his face when it is announced that it is all to come from "Asda Home" ; Priceless.
He doesn't do humble so he would either flounce off set, muttering about preferring to live in a shanty town in Mumbai or accept the challenge whilst Ipod-ing a flight out of the country , and never been seen again. There is only so much rouching bunching and gathering you can do with 100% poly cotton sheeting. He thinks a house fire in a dodgy area is a blessing.
Thursday, 12 March 2009
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