Most things in life fall in to 3 status categories;

• We want...


• We would settle For...


• We Get...

So with that in mind I shall share my experience with you, to illustrate my point.

• Primrose Asscher cut 5 carat diamond ( great with jeans)


• A flawless Asprey baguette emerald cut classic clear gem ( great all the time)


• a £199 nasty number from some dodgy outpost in the Trafford centre( never never good except for chavs planning a shotgun at Salford town Hall -if they can get a bus there.

TMH has to be thanked for his generous offer, as it would be rude not to. I shall get him back-be assured, when he isn't paying attention.