Is it me?

I got to wondering whether my world was any madder than anyone Else's. This thought followed a 2 hour Journey from Leeds on a packed train with a hyperactive talkative guy who seemed hellbent on announcing his good fortune to me. (He didn't seem to read papers which might suggest that" do you want to drink to my success" a la taxi driver may now not be the best opening gambit.... ). He had had his first pay check-Good. He had just started a new job-excellent. He had just starred in a porn clip movie-OK right, interesting-not. Would I like to see him in it-and worse, opened up his laptop, and brought up the site YouPorn. Call me old fashioned, I thought I knew every google top 50 in the world, and Youtube was in it, but no, its YouPorn. He told me he was in the first clip and could I spot him.... Ever found yourself on the packed 4.08pm train to Manchester, with a laptop on full speaker whilst you view hardcore porn?. Me neither. I gave up after 2 mins and told him I couldn't find him amongst the writhing bodies with minimal clothing and maximum front and rear in all senses..he spun the laptop around and laughed saying, "nooooooo you in the wrong section..you need to click on "Gay" first. It did flash through my mind that this would be very useful in life with men ...click Straight ..click Gay...depending on how you felt, but I didnt share. I declined a re-run to see the said actor in flagrante, as I was still digesting a cheese and pickle sandwich and really, I said, I was pleased for him. I did however take a sneaky peak when I got home, and yes he was there. Here There and Everywhere. Its amazing what can be achieved with a sock puppet and a waiters outfit.I thought there's no need for that in a built up area...in the old days it would have been 2 chaps having a fag by the river, and if this clips anything to go by , nothings changed. Even more startling;this website is ranked as the no 17 worldwide traffic driver so where have I been all these months?. Not on YouPorn clearly. So if you want to perk up your day and your earnings you heard it here first.Perk as in Pinky or is it Pinky and Perky now....the picture above shows me wondering if my Breasts will make the grade and deciding not...